The Forth Wifey

The Forth Wifey

 

 

lemme introduce my boyfie’s forth wifey, the Bitch, his new possession.

why forth? the ChangZai (car), the Chrome (old bike), and now the Bitch (new bike, i named her one ehehehehehe), with me being the first, 大婆.

donno what got him, he’s so into cycling suddenly.

every night when i ask “what chu doing ney?”

“reading about cycling by.”

so annoyingly boring tsk. stupid Bitch had allllllllll his time i is jeles

“now i have to share your love with three other things“, i sulk.

“no share, i’m all yours beby”, him being lovey dovey and hopefully i’ll forget how muchy he paid for the Bitch.

no such luck honey. imma get a similar-priced pressie for myself, with YOUR fund. ehehehehehe.

i think this is what they call sweet revenge.

i’ll try to ignore the wailing of his credit card, i’ll try.

Why Don’t Chu Join Us For Lunch?

so my lovely dad called just now…

daddy: hallo!

daughter: hallo daddy!

daddy: taken your lunch ar?

daughter: yup!

daddy: what you had?

daughter: (instant) mee lo…cooked myself…

daddy: oh! why don’t chu join us for lunch? we’re at Hatten now…lunch at high tea at once…

daughter: bloody hell! why didn’t you all bring me there when i was back huh Huh HUH! then you all sendiri went WITHOUT me! GRRRRRRRR

daddy: haiyo, chu no remind me. next trip when you back, remember to remind me ar!

daughter: BLOOOODY HELL! GRRRRRRR

where got people liddis one you say la! geksei ngo!

Story of My Nose

Story of My Nose

thanks to iOS 6, the pinky nostril is now my new moniker.

and thanks to mami too for the bulbous nose! wtf.

Story of My Nose