lemme introduce my boyfie’s forth wifey, the Bitch, his new possession.
why forth? the ChangZai (car), the Chrome (old bike), and now the Bitch (new bike, i named her one ehehehehehe), with me being the first, 大婆.
donno what got him, he’s so into cycling suddenly.
every night when i ask “what chu doing ney?”
“reading about cycling by.”
so annoyingly boring tsk. stupid Bitch had allllllllll his time i is jeles
“now i have to share your love with three other things“, i sulk.
“no share, i’m all yours beby”, him being lovey dovey and hopefully i’ll forget how muchy he paid for the Bitch.
no such luck honey. imma get a similar-priced pressie for myself, with YOUR fund. ehehehehehe.
i think this is what they call sweet revenge.
i’ll try to ignore the wailing of his credit card, i’ll try.